Pawnee Town Slogans


1820-1824
Pawnee: The Paris of America


1824-1880
Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana


1939-1945
Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers.
After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked.


1945-1964
Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capitol of America.


1964-1974
Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers.


1974-1976
Pawnee: Engage with Zorp.
For a brief time in the ’70s our town was taken over by a cult.


1976
Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp.


1977-1985
Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now


1985-1988
Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts.
That was a lie. She sued, and so we had to change it.


1988-2001
Pawnee: Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit.


2001-2009
Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers.

2009-present
And finally, our current slogan:
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.

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