Pawnee: The Paris of America
Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana
Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers.
After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked.
Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capitol of America.
Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers.
Pawnee: Engage with Zorp.
For a brief time in the ’70s our town was taken over by a cult.
Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp.
Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now
Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts.
That was a lie. She sued, and so we had to change it.
Pawnee: Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit.
Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers.
And finally, our current slogan:
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.