
1820-1824
Pawnee: The Paris of America
1824-1880
Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana
1939-1945
Pawnee: Welcome, German Soldiers.
After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked.
1945-1964
Pawnee: The Factory Fire Capitol of America.
1964-1974
Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese Soldiers.
1974-1976
Pawnee: Engage with Zorp.
For a brief time in the ’70s our town was taken over by a cult.
1976
Pawnee: Zorp is Dead. Long Live Zorp.
1977-1985
Pawnee: It’s Safe to Be Here Now
1985-1988
Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts.
That was a lie. She sued, and so we had to change it.
1988-2001
Pawnee: Home of the World Famous Julia Roberts Lawsuit.
2001-2009
Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban Soldiers.
2009-present
And finally, our current slogan:
Pawnee: First in Friendship, Fourth in Obesity.

