I was watching to see if he would pull any shenanigans… I don’t know...– Grandpa!
*WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS ANIMAL CRUELTY* SOMEBODY COME WITH ME TO FIND THIS WOMAN SO I CAN TAKE A KNIFE TO HER VAGINA. I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I COULD ONLY WATCH 5 SECONDS OF IT BEFORE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO THROW UP. REBLOG THIS OR SOMETHING. IDK. THIS C*NT NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED.
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YOU KNOW WHAT BLOWS
shopping for jeans. i swear to god. these stores advertise that they have jeans for “everyone.” i don’t know who “everyone” is but it most certainly is not me. i try n their “short” jeans (you know, made for “short” girls) and they’re still like 5 inches too long on me. now i know i’m shorter than most normal chicks my age but COME...
Don’t have any alcohol right now. You’re on too many drugs. It...– my mother
So today I went to the “emergency clinic” to have the doctor look at my shoulder/neck/swollen-ness and whatever is eating my legs. I came outta there with 3 prescriptions - two for my “sprained rotator cuff” and one for the “allergic reaction” on my legs. I don’t know how I sprained my rotator cuff or what I’m allergic to on my legs. Pants maybe? I...
Lord, help me, I can't change
even forrest gump knew what love was…
i don’t know what i did to deserve this pain, but i must have done something major. i don’t care if you read this and think it’s disgusting. i need people to know what’s going on with me. something is wrong with my legs. it started in july when there were a million tiny bug bite-looking marks down my entire right leg. i was in jersey when i noticed it. i was embarrassed,...
he drove a car with no arms?
did you ever notice the little freckle right under my left eye? or the one on my nose that looks like a nose ring? there’s two more on my nose, too… and one to the left of my nose. there’s one close to my right eyebrow. there’s one on my right cheek and two above my upper lip. and there’s one right on the left bottom side of my lip. and if you look really carefully,...
i’ve never been in so much pain in my life.. i don’t know what i did to my neck but i can barely move it let alone go on roller coasters… some vacation this is turning out to be :’( send your prayers/good wishes to me… i need them badly…
neverneverNevernever Felt so good!
on a lighter note: i’m going to hershey tomorrow! it’s not disney world, but it’ll do. …CHOCOLATE!
"you're a doll"
when the yankee game is on, when i sit in the chair in the living room, when i hear that certain noise that reminds me of how it sounded when you came down the hall with your walker, the times you reached over to hold my hand, your old car in our driveway… these things remind me of you. i miss you more and more every day.
i don’t understand why some people sTiLL tYpE LiKe tHiS … i thought we got over that in like 6th grade.
we waited for the moo!
smells like saturday nights to me!
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they’re not...– Marilyn Monroe
Christine was the 14th most popular girl’s name in the U.S. in 1968.
DAY 3: Favorite prince Eric <3 …or Naveen :P