Took a loan on a house I own Can’t be a queen bee without a bee throne I wanna buy ya everything Except cologne 'cause it's poison We can travel to Spain where the rain falls Mainly on the plain side and sing 'cause it is we can laugh we can sing Have ten kids and give them everything Hold our cell phones up in the air And just be glad we made it here alive On a spinning ball in the middle of space I love you from your toes to your face
i ate an entire bag of microwave popcorn last night. it was amazing. the smell of popcorn “cooking” in the microwave reminds me of being at my friends houses when i was younger. we didn’t have a microwave at my house and i was obsessed with making popcorn whenever i went somewhere with a microwave. what a weird kid i was.
people really need to go back to 2nd grade and learn how to speak english, i swear to god. i’m so sick of reading grammatically incorrect sentences on facebook and seeing misspelled words everywhere. i’m sick of reading things that said “i could of…” or “i should of…” …OF? it’s HAVE, you dumb fucks. could HAVE, should HAVE, would HAVE. jesus christ. the “you’re” vs. “your” thing is even worse. and the fact that people don’t know the difference between “to,” “too,” and “two.” there is a difference between the words “except” and “accept.” you all look like uneducated pricks and i’m sick of it.
also, i hate it when people are speaking and they say “ALSO TOO.” what the hell? pick one. don’t say both. you sound retarded.
i just spent 2 hours making Rasta-colored bracelet out of embroidery thread… and it’s too small. in other news, i bought this dress today that i look awesome in (yeah, i said it) but i have nowhere to wear it to. and i can’t stop eating veggie chips.
there’s been a spider on the ceiling for the past hour. it’s right above my head. normally i’d freak out in a situation like this… but i’m surprisingly calm. i’m suddenly very aware of how alive the spider is. we’re all just living in the same space…
Sunday, 1998. My mom had gone to a church flea market with my grandma in Queens to sell some things we didn’t need anymore. She left me and my brother with my dad for the day. He got us up early, as we did every Sunday, took us to Church and then out to iHop for breakfast. I don’t remember what was so funny about breakfast that morning but I can remember laughing the entire time. My brother, who was only about 5 years old, started asking when we could leave. My dad wanted one more cup of coffee before we left so he flagged down the waitress and she refilled his mug. My dad reached for the milk, but instead grabbed the syrup, and began pouring it into his coffee. Mid-pour, he realized that he wasn’t pouring milk into his coffee after all. He set the syrup back on the table and said, “I’m done.” And that was the end of our Sunday breakfast.
Happy Father’s Day :D You’re the best person to recite Monty Python sketches with (especially the exploding penguin one). I love you <3
when i was 12 i would write my first name with his last. i was convinced we would get married. it was the biggest crush i think i’ve ever had. on my 15th birthday he called me and said we would get married one day. he told me he loved me. i believed him. we were so young and retarded, it’s kinda cute.
anyway, now he’s really in love. with someone who isn’t me. but i don’t mind at all.
after all that we’ve been through, i know we’re cool ;)