have i told you lately that i love you?
Dad wanted to talk to me today.. about “life” and “school.” And I knew what that meant. Because recently I let out how I really felt about Molloy. It all started out with me opening an envelope with my name on it and reading a bill for a student loan. Apparently Mom didn’t want me to find out. I feel like I was forced to go to Molloy. They told me if I went there, I...
“A teacher of the Law came up and tried to trap Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to receive eternal life?” Jesus answered him, “What do the Scriptures say? How do you interpret them?” The man answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your strength, and with all your mind’; and...
The idea for the song came about when Starr was on a boating trip with his family in Sardinia in 1968. He ordered fish and chips for lunch, but instead of fish he got squid (it was the first time he’d eaten squid, and said “It was OK. A bit rubbery. Tasted like chicken.” Then the boat’s captain told Starr about how octopuses travel along the sea bed picking up stones and...
As seen on TV!
okay, seriously people. i went to Walgreens the other day to buy cold cream. you know, to use as makeup remover. so i go in and theres the Pond’s cold cream sitting on the shelf for $7.99. i kinda cringe at the price because im broke and dont want to pay that but whatever. as im picking it up, i see the Walgreens brand of cold cream sitting next to it. its $2 less! thinking im saving my...
The Call by Regina Spektor
through my veins and back again
she longs for talent, she dreams in technicolor, she cries real tears and she lives because she was told to. she wishes for the impossible, she forgets whats important, she laughs with the world and she dances because she has to.
the life i knew
Last night, I had a dream I was dancing. I was on stage. I was with my friends. I was happy. I woke up to reality, and realized I had to grow up sometime. I wish for more days in the week, and less work in the real world.
The crackers are out, somebody just dropped saltines all over the floor.– Dr. Charles Callahan (Molloy College)
I love it when you’re holding me, You have a gentle way of holding me. I...– Schizophrenia, Blue October
my blood, my cousins, my calvary.
thank God. “Pucker up, I’d like to kiss you all.”
so they say
imagine someone trapped you one day and brought you somewhere else. all you wanted to do was go home, but no matter how much you begged and cried, they ignored you. they took you away from all you knew, and your life was changed in an instant.
Ohana” means “family.” “Family” means “no...– Lilo and Stitch (2002)
wanting to fly, but scared to try...
The world has gone insane And parasites are eating at my brain And nothing is the way it was before A pack o’ wolves is howling at my door I’m living in a non-stop nightmare Dead men’s dreams Filled with screaming pain Hurling me to mad extremes In a world that’s gone insane! The world has lost its head And every evil hour is filled with dread I’m floating on a lake...
what if alcohol never existed. what would all you people be doing every night without it?
my scars remind me im a sinner; my thoughts assure me i am human
i’m not supposed to know what happened. and sometimes i wish i hadn’t been told. but i wonder where my beautiful cousin went… out of state, into drugs? what has that place done to you? God, i want him back.
I dreamt I saw your silhouette Resting lonely against the brick I swore you were there I remembered you I remembered it all And awoke from my night-dream To see another child of the stars In your place
A boy receives a Velveteen Rabbit for Christmas. The Velveteen Rabbit is snubbed by other more expensive or mechanical toys, the latter of which fancy themselves real. One day while talking with the Skin Horse, the Rabbit learns that a toy becomes real if its owner really and truly loves it. When the boy’s china dog is misplaced, the Velveteen Rabbit is given to the boy as a quick...
stephen king novel titles
Christine: IM A MURDERER
Carrie: WHAT DID YOU KILL
Christine: A MOSQUITO
Carrie: ARE YOU FOR REAL? you kill them all the time on the grill of your CAR
So this Indian guy comes up to me at work right? He doesn’t speak English very well. He comes on my line and holds up a jar of baby food and goes, “Can I feed this to my 8-month-old baby?” I look at him and say, “I don’t know.” Then I tell him to ask at customer service, even though I know damn well that Jen won’t help him either. I just want him off my...
From Disney World
German Guy: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
American Woman: No, sorry.
German Guy: Oh, so you understood it?
American Woman: Well EVERYONE knows what THAT means...