"He’s only five years old, but he acts like an old man. Just now, he was just telling us that he was tired of our immature jokes. He doesn’t even like to play. After school, he usually comes straight home and reads."
'Cause I have.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
Whats your idea of a perfect day?
Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion
Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol
I couldn’t even watch the whole thing 🙈 poo Celine
CELINE HAD TO FULL STOP
Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
This fucking duck. Gets me every time.