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a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
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but it’s not special unless i come off as super desperate. duh!
oh RIGHT
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I’d apply for a federal loan. That’s how determined I’d be hahaha.
LMFAO jesus christ, dude, i’d probably just kiss you were free if you brought me pizza or something
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Mother Joyous and Sister Adorable were seen walking down 14th Street yesterday.
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guuuurrrl, if you ever auctioned off a kiss on ebay, I’d be the highest bidder. #guuuuuuurrrl
HOW MUCH ;)
